emberkyrlee:

sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:


This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”


my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this



I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

gimme

emberkyrlee:

sapiosexual-musings:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

riddlemehiddleston:

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

my own hair is fine

oh my god where can i buy this

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I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.

gimme

(via avrelivs)




mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

(via colormyworldwithcrayons)


roymaes:

the greatest plan in history

(via hellahobbit)


korranation:

beroberos:

Episode 6/7 snapchats. These miiiight be the last set of ‘em, I feel like I’m overdoing these a bit at this point. Previous lok snapchats: 1, 2

These snapchat recaps are everything.


(via kemet-x-riku)


sinnerlikedamon:

If you haven’t stayed up until the early hours of the morning reading with your eyes itching and burning with tiredness and your vision blurred as you fight to stay awake to finish the book, you haven’t lived at all

(via kemet-x-riku)


If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy?
If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity?

(via kemet-x-riku)


makochantachibanana:

kunaigirl:

catskid100:

e-r-w-i-n:

im laughing cause they look like a 90’s boyband

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the backstroke boys

THE BACKSTROKE BOYS

N’Synchronized Swimming

(via castiel-is-my-pizza-man)


(via hellahobbit)


heartlikea-stone:

empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

again, if I ever fail to reblog this, assume I am dead.

LITERALLY JUST WATCHED THIS

(via castiel-is-my-pizza-man)


ilovecharts:

The World Cup
via Kurt White

ilovecharts:

The World Cup

via Kurt White

(via hellahobbit)


"Stupid kid! Get ahold of yourself! She’s gone. There’s nothing you can do."

(via pandaxcrepes)


lotrfrk18:

Meanwhile, Sherlock.

This may literally be my favorite 5 seconds in the entire show.

(via jadeum2197)